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You can now write off 55¢ per mile
I use the logger (i have tried others) It works- easy to use- relaible
John
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Click the image to go to the website
My Daughter and son in law invented
“the no button”
from the website of: “thenobutton.com”
What is the no button?
the no button is a handy button that says ‘no’
the founders of the no button are parents who seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. they dreamed of a button that would just say it for them. eventually they noticed that ‘no’ is the most often used phrase followed by ‘clean your room.’ so they designed a button that would say the no’s for them.
the no button answers many questions for children such as:
‘we found a cute dog, can we keep it?
‘can i have another bowl of ice cream?’
‘can i stay up late?’
‘can i start dating?’
‘would you please buy me a pony?’
can i have a motorcycle?’
‘can i have some money?’
it turns out that it also works for adults answering questions such as:
‘do you think that i should have another beer?’
‘does this make my butt look big? ‘
‘would you like to invest in enron stock?’
‘Yuuuck! smell this!’
‘Hey babe, what’s your sign?’
simply press the button and hear a resounding no! come out of the button in 10 different versions.
Great Moments in history that could have used the no button
abe, do you want to catch a show tonight? i hear that there’s a good show playing at the ford theater.
I know, let’s tell them to eat cake....
general custer- i think that we can take little big horn
anne boleyn, will you marry me?
Hey, Bill, there’s this really cute chick who wants to apply as an intern, whad da ya think?
I hear that Jim Jones is throwing a cool party with a new punch recipe, do you want to go?
we’ll trade you some shiny beads for the island of manhattan...
look, if jfk wants to ride with the top down, i say we should let him.
there are some half price tickets on the titanic. we should snap them up before they sell out.
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